I hate you, Kings of Leon

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Moooove bitch, get out tha way!

Ludacris is from Los Angeles. How else would be have penned such appropriate lyrics? Our midwestern transplant friends, though nice and cheery, need to learn how to drive in the interest of avoiding a drive by shooting or being run off a freeway overpass.

What possesses people to slam on the brakes suddenly, drive slow in the middle of a wide open (but one lane) road, change into the fast lane to go slower, swerve without warning, or the like is unbeknownst to me. You can go left right when the light turns red, and you can turn right on a red light in California. These must be illegal in Sheboygan. Even if they weren't illegal here it wouldn't matter because no cops want to sit in traffic so nobody gets traffic tickets.

Underpinning this is the great irony of the metropolis. It's great to live around a bunch of people for the variety, but it sucks when you just want them to get the fuck out of your face (or lane).