Craniorectal Disorder

Craniorectal disorder is a disease that is common worldwide, but most often found in crowded places where it can be transmitted more easily. At certain times of the year, such as those around holidays, when people tend to assemble in such places, the occurrence of this disorder becomes more frequent. Known more commonly by its English name, the so-called "Head in Ass Disease" is known to not just affect the person carrying it, but also those in any range of proximity.

Symptoms include lack of awareness of ongoing social activity and general disregard for the presence of others/ their particular needs and wants. They may also include unwillingness to "budge," stopping in the middle of a street or walkway without notice, walking or driving in a lane outside of those previously established.

Though a cure has yet to be found, Craniorectal Disorder can be treated by adhering to the following steps when in a public place: opening eyes to at least 35% capability, lifting head so it faces forward, listening for audible cues such as horns or whistles, or making one's best attempt to dislodge the cranium from the rectum when appropriate.